Got a minute?

Sixty seconds please?

Show me somebody who is always smiling, always cheerful, always optimistic, and I will show you somebody who doesn't have the faintest idea on what the heck is really going on. Well for him, ignorance is bliss and it's the same case for person who just absorbs whatever he hears. Most of us fall in either one of the two categories. I mean it's totally fine and normal to be in any one of them except that we are idiots. This picture sums up pretty well. 

What we do in high school, senior college or say at office(you just sit down in front of the same monitor and tap the same keys everyday, don't you?). We are all confined into a system which oppresses our abilities to think beyond the system. The last time someone who tried to think outside the system (our very own physics book cover guy- Galileo) was executed by the church which claimed to be the SPEAK OF GOD. I mean come on man, that guy was right. The earth is not fucking center of the universe. We are the corner most dust of the universe. That man was bloody genius. 

I gotta agree with what Pheobe say.

Can't they? Seriously?

All you need is a minute. Would you spare a minute for me? 

Girls? 

Guys?

I can make your mind=blown in a minute.

Have you ever wondered why the sun lightens our hair but darkens our skin?

Or this one. Why do women can't close their mouth when they put their mascara?

Or a very basic question which we open and close when we are bored. The refrigerator. How come you have light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Maybe like why the hell the word "abbreviated" is so long? I know. The irony. But why?

This classic one from the internet. If people point their wrist when asking for the time, why don't they point to their bum when they ask where the restroom is? I know it's funny.

Something which is fundamentally wrong like why you call houses, apartments when they are all stuck together and if humans evolved from apes, why are they still apes? Shouldn't you suddenly find a naked man inside a cage in your local zoo?

Why round pizza is delivered in square box? Why do people say they slept like a baby when babies wake up every now and then to kill the fuck outta you? 

All you need is to think out of the box- Lateral thinking. Yes. Have you ever wondered what would be speed of lightning if it's not zigzag? Or why glue doesn't stick to the bottle? Or why the hell do they sterile the needle for death by lethal injection? (Come on don't temme you don't know they do that).

That guy Galileo not only toppled the state and the church ideologies but also ruined my fundamental ideas during my childhood. "The sun rises in the east and sets in the west" 

*Galileo interrupts* " Ahmm I say I just found out that the sun never rotates. Boom. My entire childhood was a lie.

If you just take a minute away from the system routine and think I guess we can set the alarm to wake the Issac and Galileo's sleeping inside us. Life will be even more interesting.

Before I say "until next time", a small thought. Have you ever realized that the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle song have the same tune? Why don't you go ahead and sing both of them. Meanwhile I'll come up with something interesting. 

Until next time folks :)

You Are Here.

Just like your timeline on your birthday where people you hardly knew post "hApPy bUdAy :) hAfUn :D " and ignore you till your next birthday, there are people(let's say, relatives) who never really bothered about you call your mobile (equip yourself with truecaller to identify them) or your parents and ask the most annoying question to you at this point of time.

Yes, I'm talking to you young boys and girls. Especially those with their 12std marks. Innumerable phone calls from mom side/dad side (oh even worse) relatives, mom/dad friends and colleagues , neighbors, relatives from abroad, your friend's parents but not your friend(cause they know the feel bro).
Before you could even open your mouth to say hello you will be bombarded with questions like "Evalo mark vangina?" , "State 1st kum unakum evalo difference?" , "95% vanginiyono?" Or simply "pass eh?". Thus is the only time when laws of physics defy and speed of sound is increased fourfold than what you read in your physics volume II book.

I could recollect this day of my life exactly 3 years ago. My dad constantly refreshing the internet page for my mark, my mom staring at her phone's inbox waiting for that text message my dad subscribed for speedy delivery of my marks(those who subscribed this know how fast it was). And my sister surfing between the news channels and her favorite channel. And I sit on the sofa. Blank inside laced with nervousness. My dad said " hey the results are out and you secured......" My dad undressed the smile he wore on his face. I saw my marks and I was content. Phones started ringing and my parents started blaming the exam correction and everything except me to them. I was still sitting on the sofa wondering why an 87 percentile cannot satisfy an average Indian parent.

To all those confused souls, You Are Here

Think school was hard and unfair? Welcome to the reality where hard work never pays so easily and life is screwed everyday. I'm not saying you shouldn't feel bad for your marks, if you don't then you are entering a dangerous level of not giving a fuck. I say you save it for the future if you are about to join an engg college.
Do you know a Chartered accountant pass out can earn double, why double? Triple the amount of salary of what an engg pass out can earn? And you thought those in commerce classes were inferior. Ha suffer bitch.

You are like a stream of water which is supposedly gonna join a river which joins the sea. Make sure which river you wanna join. I'm not referring rivers with EEE, ECE, EIE, IT, CSC, ME, Auto, Aero, Marine , Civil, Chemical etc. I'm talking about courses other than engineering. CA, MBBS, Law, Fashion design, Interior designs there are so many things I suggest you would like to explore. If you've set your mind towards pursuing engineering then check any of these, like printing, plastic, rubber, production and manufacturing. EEE, ECE, EIE, IT, CSC, ME, Auto, Aero, Marine , Civil, Chemical all have become traditional courses. They have saturated. You've to struggle very hard to get yourself a good job.

If you have already joined engineering you will face a lot of issues some of them are
1. Loss of sleep
2. Loss of appetite
3. Loss of interest towards extra curricular activities.
4. Hair fall (trust me it happens)
5. Erratic behavior
6. Fatigue and frustration
7. Loss of happiness and freedom

If you wanna have all the above then you must either join a REPUTED college. Get me? REPUTED like  CEG, MIT, SSN, VIT, SRM, NIT, GCT, CIT, PSG, NUS or remember i asked you to save something if you join an engg college.? Yeah that. Use that.  There is a difference between REPUTED and reputed. The whole atmosphere is different. The classroom experience is totally different. In a good way I mean.

There is this ummmm.... Trend. A trend created by oldies and parents. " Engineering padicha life settled" my foot settled. Don't succumb to this trend. Its never like that. And don't expect the college life you see in movies. You will be disappointed and will feel so bad you will quit engineering.

You are here and choose wisely to go above. It's your life and your future. There is a cruel world out there. Brace yourself. Winter is coming.
Whatever you choose you have to enjoy it. If you do so then you will enjoy your college life.

You may say even I succumb to this trend. Yes I did. Had I not succumb to the trend I wouldn't have written this.
All the very best guys. Choose wisely.

Until next time. Peace out.

Pilot

What on earth has happened to me.? I'm not that person who reads books and wanna write novels, fiction whatever. But suddenly I find myself at blogger.! Mmmm strange. I know what you are saying. Life changes. It just started for me. I'm not sure what I'm gonna put up in this blog. But I'm pretty sure I will put something which may annoy you , which may irritate you or who knows after one point of time you will love what I write. Hey you just said "life changes", didn't you.? Hope you will come by my blog every now and then. Happy reading