Sixty seconds please?
Show me somebody who is always smiling, always cheerful, always optimistic, and I will show you somebody who doesn't have the faintest idea on what the heck is really going on. Well for him, ignorance is bliss and it's the same case for person who just absorbs whatever he hears. Most of us fall in either one of the two categories. I mean it's totally fine and normal to be in any one of them except that we are idiots. This picture sums up pretty well.
What we do in high school, senior college or say at office(you just sit down in front of the same monitor and tap the same keys everyday, don't you?). We are all confined into a system which oppresses our abilities to think beyond the system. The last time someone who tried to think outside the system (our very own physics book cover guy- Galileo) was executed by the church which claimed to be the SPEAK OF GOD. I mean come on man, that guy was right. The earth is not fucking center of the universe. We are the corner most dust of the universe. That man was bloody genius.
I gotta agree with what Pheobe say.
Can't they? Seriously?
All you need is a minute. Would you spare a minute for me?
Girls?
Guys?
I can make your mind=blown in a minute.
Have you ever wondered why the sun lightens our hair but darkens our skin?
Or this one. Why do women can't close their mouth when they put their mascara?
Or a very basic question which we open and close when we are bored. The refrigerator. How come you have light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Maybe like why the hell the word "abbreviated" is so long? I know. The irony. But why?
This classic one from the internet. If people point their wrist when asking for the time, why don't they point to their bum when they ask where the restroom is? I know it's funny.
Something which is fundamentally wrong like why you call houses, apartments when they are all stuck together and if humans evolved from apes, why are they still apes? Shouldn't you suddenly find a naked man inside a cage in your local zoo?
Why round pizza is delivered in square box? Why do people say they slept like a baby when babies wake up every now and then to kill the fuck outta you?
All you need is to think out of the box- Lateral thinking. Yes. Have you ever wondered what would be speed of lightning if it's not zigzag? Or why glue doesn't stick to the bottle? Or why the hell do they sterile the needle for death by lethal injection? (Come on don't temme you don't know they do that).
That guy Galileo not only toppled the state and the church ideologies but also ruined my fundamental ideas during my childhood. "The sun rises in the east and sets in the west"
*Galileo interrupts* " Ahmm I say I just found out that the sun never rotates. Boom. My entire childhood was a lie.
If you just take a minute away from the system routine and think I guess we can set the alarm to wake the Issac and Galileo's sleeping inside us. Life will be even more interesting.
Before I say "until next time", a small thought. Have you ever realized that the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle song have the same tune? Why don't you go ahead and sing both of them. Meanwhile I'll come up with something interesting.
Until next time folks :)
